tell your boyfriend if he said he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian, and I aint fuckin scared of him.

I'm watching too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer lately. After the fair, my friends boyfriends brother (best connection ever) came into the room and was like "I GOT BIT." and out of ALL seriousness I was like 'OH MY GOD, BY A VAMPIRE?" Everyone laughed at me thinking that I was making fun of him, but I was seriously worried. Okay, I was the most drunk I've ever been in my life, BUT STILL. It's the thought that counts. I don't think he ever answered me though..

I sometimes wish that life was a tv show. Because after shit happens, everyone pretends that it doesn't happen. Even the most intense and crazy ass plots only stay around for like 5 episodes MAX. I remember when I was little, I thought everyone in my life were actors and that there were cameras everywhere taping my life. This was BEFORE I saw The Truman show. I know, I was even paranoid when I was 12.

Oh and back to relating life to TV. I also freaked out when they said that their cats name was Harper. I right away thought of Harpers Island.

I really need a life. Stat. But Big Brother is starting again soon... I can't.